• me on facebook: i can't swear, i'm friends with too many family members on here
  • me on twitter: probably shouldn't swear that much on here either
  • me on tumblr: this motherfucking grilled cheese is the best fucking grilled cheese i've ever had in my whole fucking goddamn life

evilfeminist:

 I’m a huge supporter of things which annoy misogynistic rich white men

intoasylum:

intoasylum:

intoasylum:

what do you call a woman that has a lot of sex with a lot of men?

her name.

end slut-shaming now 

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heythisisbecky:

a tv show called ‘secret liberal,’ starring me as i struggle to maintain civil conversation with family members whose wills i do not want to be cut out of

sadstagram:

which is messier my life or my hair

foxnewsofficial:

i get so affectionate when i’m sleepy it’s disgusting

yutoube:

i need a hug right now also five hundred thousand dollars in cash

kushangel:

i just said hi to someone and they didn’t hear me i’m never trying that again